Nonsense

This is brilliant

2006-05-12T17:37:00.000-07:00

Check.. IT...OUT

Its the coolest fortune cookie phrase ever.

I especially like the first guys addition to the end. But we all know that always works.

OH MY GOSH

2006-04-26T15:08:00.000-07:00

http://www.redherring.com/Article.aspx?a=16581&hed=eBay+Worried+About+Google

*is mad.

Bookmarks?

2006-02-15T15:30:00.000-08:00

We all love to bookmark our favorite pages, but check this out:

You can now see everyones bookmarks? I found this pretty interesting...

CLICK IT!
Read the article, then go do the actual site and try it yourself *Wink

How to do it!

2006-02-13T14:21:00.000-08:00

Ok.. You can find directions on how to do, pretty much ANY thing, on the internet.
Trust me......... . . .

But THIS is probably the most helpful thing I've EVER found online.

Dorks? Losers?

2006-01-31T19:30:00.000-08:00

Ok, how would you define Dorks, losers, nerds. and What-not?

well. Check This out. It pretty much speaks for itself.

And has nice definitions for all.

Lawesuits

2006-01-24T09:03:00.000-08:00

Remember the lady who sued Mcdonalds? Yeah that was retarded.

Check these out....

..../WoT?\....

Mad libs

2006-01-19T15:46:00.000-08:00

I love mad libs.

Go HERE and get a great laugh!

Here is the one I got..

Amusement Parks

An amusement park is always fun to visit on a hot summer
Dog. When you get there, you can rent a
Penguin and go for a swim. And there are lots of
Ugly things to eat. You can start off with a hot dog on
a/an house with mustard, relish, and birds
on it. Then you can have a buttered ear of shirt with a
nice bountiful slice of watermelon and a big bottle of
cold Urine. When you are full, it's time to go on the
roller coaster, which should settle your fly.
Other amusement park rides are the Dodge-Em which has little
Porcupines, that you drive and run into other guns,
and the Merry-Go-Round where you can sit on a big toy
and try to grab the gold bike as you ride past.

Is the Earth safe?

2006-01-16T13:55:00.000-08:00

Yes... yes it is.

No worries, the only people who really are dumb enough to want to destroy the earth are right here.

Come on we aren't this stupid

2006-01-15T17:06:00.000-08:00

I really dont think there is anyone stupid enough to do some of the things that are on warnings of certain products. But just in case you wake up one day and forget how not to be an idiot, there are warning labels that can save your lives....

Just Read This

Phsycopathic People

2006-01-11T19:10:00.000-08:00

Ok we've all known phsyco's from school, work, the general public. But I've just stumbled upon a page that a (I hope) girl put on the web. And to all accounts I think that as she typed it she went crazy. Or perhaps she just always was... I dont know, you decide....

Wait... What exactly is a Chicken Boy?

A New Understanding of Soap

2006-01-11T18:47:00.000-08:00

Wow. Its simply amazing what you can find online. While I realize that THIS is completely idiotic, it makes me wonder if soap is all its thought to be. Is it truelly clean, or when you use it is it just like trying to wipe up milk with a damp paper towl? (Don't try it, its horribly smeary)

I seriously may never use soap again. Just eat parsley.

You know that stuff prevents your body from getting B-O? You learn something new all the time.

Unless you dont. Then your just an average guy\girl\neither\undecided.

A, B, or C?

2006-01-10T18:17:00.000-08:00

How about those Multiple Choice questions. This has been bothering me for a while. People wonder why our society is filled with people who seem to have below average I to the Q's. I blame the idiots who make Multiple choice questions. I recently took a test in a class I have over a play about Ben franklin. In the play he, as a kid, ties a kite to his wrist and uses the wind to pull himself across a lake. The test question was:

What did Ben tie around his rist to pull him across the lake?
A. A Dolphin
B. A motorboat
C. A Tender Bun
D. A kite.

Now isnt that just outrageous. They seem to be testing us more and more in school, but little do they know that they also, in doing so, keep making us dumber! And its all becuase of those kinds of questions.

If they are to continue making tests this retarded, I think they should at least make it a cycle. The people they create with these questions should get the job making the tests that way no longer will there be a rise in unemployment do to there affect on our fragile young minds.

BIG FOOT

2006-01-09T14:43:00.000-08:00

So one morning Bob was taking a walk. It was no normal walk, for it was a skip. And by skip I dont mean skip, I mean he was skipping. He kept speeding up, more and more. Until he finally reached speeds that are unnimaginable for a skip. But as his bacon was sizzling, he realized he was incapable of eating toast. He had no bread! The world will end as he knows it. He was happy though, he at least was able to eat eggs and smile. But he was inable to smile. As the pilot it was his responsibility to make sure everyone was safe! But the engine burned out. They were falling from the sky! What will they do! Oh ma Gawd!!!! "Mr. Pilot man?" said the boy, "Why dont you just pull the emergency break?" The Pilot said sadly in a brave voice, "Becuase son, there isnt one. Do you have any idea what I have done? The plan spent hours facing the sun! And now for your life you must run, becuase if you dont you'll be crashin with da ton!" Then the unimaginable happened. Out of nowhere came the nude grecian mail man! Naturally he can save them all! But how.....
So he thought, and thought.. and thought some more about that which he had been thinking about. And he said, "abstrempleboo" And then the plan crashed. And everyone died, save for that one boy. He escaped without a scratch. When asked how he made it. He said "I found the emergency break."
Reporter: "Then were is everyone else?"
Boy: "Good question! It must have been Big Foot!"
Then as always happens when a somewhat famous person says something, people acted. They began searching for big foot. And would you believe he actually lives in Illinoise?

Seriously, his name is Robert Pershing Wadlow. Click it!